Savannah and Amber and their stupid friends.  Amber fooled me.  I admit I fell for it.  Worse, she had me at hello I want to meet your pet.  Big deal.  She's a loser.  Well, no, she isn't actually, but that's my story and I'm sticking with it. 

There's some kind of crude justice in the world.  How sweet is it that after making me feel like a total fool, Amber's precious little, prissy dog got gobbled up by my loyal Nimrod.  It happened so fast.  I almost couldn't believe it.  Kutcher didn't deserve to die.  But Amber?  Come on.  There's only one word to describe her and it starts with be and ends with atch.

Whatever.  I can't be bothered.  Nim and I are really bonded.   He lets me feed him, but when Phil tried, Nim zapped him.  It's true he's always had it out for Phil for some reason.  See Nim's loyalty is with me.  Now I understand why they say dogs are a man's best friend.  Nim's a lot cooler than any dog.  But I get what they're saying. 

I sometimes wonder, did my life suck that hard before?  Because now that I have Nim, it's almost like nothing else matters.   Like there was no before.  I was just drifting along, trying to stay under mom and dad's radar.  But now with Nim around, everything makes more sense.